Jake the Snake. He was a jerk and I was a stupid teenager. I was 19 and he was 25 (but looked 35+) and we were in a “Grey Area” what I think the kiddies call Friends with Benefits only it was he could sleep with other people and I was to beholden to our “Grey Area”. Yeah… that sucked. I have 2 funny stories from that Grey Area.
The first he and I had decided to go to the Perkins over by my parents. This was also the hang out for the kids from my high school to go to have sporting events. Well we get seated and there is a 10+ kids that I know all eating and hanging out. I went over to say hi, but Jake being a jerk didn’t want to so I went over alone. The next day I get a phone call from my friend Bulander asking me what the hell I was doing with that “Old Guy”. I was narcked by someone at the table. I had it narrowed down to Noah or Matt.
The other funny. I was at the hospital with appendicitis and I had been given good drugs and before I was going to be wheeled down the hall for surgery I kissed my mom and Jake. As I was being wheeled and getting quite loopy the orderly says “it’s nice that both your parents could be here” and in my loopy state I replied “that’s not my dad you dork that is my boyfriend” and that is the last thing I remember before waking up after the surgery.
1 comment:
True, Jake looked old, but you looked 12.
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